February 2010
57 posts
And though you're strong enough to handle the...
- Ramille Jayson Diaz
I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via shawnshank) (via despiteourtruewishes)
January 2010
70 posts
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
‘You do care,’ said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to...
– Harry Potter (via runawaytrain) (via chichayd)
You know, I specifically remember reading and instantly loving this quote. It’s from Order of the Phoenix after dakine dies.
The little truths.
jborrello:
I love the awkward silence between Dora’s questions and the viewer’s answers.
I hate when parents ask you to do something, then criticize how you do it.
I always get nervous when i walk through security sensors in stores.
I hate waiting a whole week to see the next episode of my favorite show.
Unless it’s due tomorrow, I don’t care!
Don’t ask for my opinion and get mad when I...
We were fractious and overpaid. Our mornings lacked promise. At least those of...
– Joshua Ferris, Then We Came to the End (via first-lines)
Ten Updated Colloquialisms For The Modern Age →
tristn:
infoneernet:
Hindsight is always 1080p.
One #hashtag does not a trending topic make.
Too many hosts spoil the podcast.
That’s a hard act to unfollow.
140 characters to the wise is sufficient.
The bandwidth is always greener on the other side of the firewall.
Email, Twitter, and Facebook are three best friends and three worst enemies.
People who live in...
MIND = BLOWN
kiddrewbot:
juveesayshello:ohheyyvivian:obsessionjason:sherricruz:bradadarren:ronaldbigornia:
Just the math part is good enough, the end is even better. I bet you will NOT be able to read it without sending it on to at least one other person!
Beauty of Mathematics!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456...
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
– Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray (via theyounggentleman)
In my life
Driving home today, I found myself saying how how glad I was to be going home. No sooner had I said those words than I realized the weight of such an otherwise careless statement… I walk to my bedroom and drop my things on the floor. I study my recent foray into DIY home deco that hangs, or sticks, rather, to the wall. I note my bed and the careful intricacy with which I make it- this...